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Dat Phan

Dat Phan

"You know exactly who it is you are. Don't ever let anyone in this town tell you to change? You are...

1 - 10 of 11 Dat Phan Videos
Dat's Family (0:51)

Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 10100
Broke (2:28)

Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 7886
Vietnam War (1:39)

Dat's mom thinks there are land mines in the supermarket.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 11412
Smooth Guys (0:59)

Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 20210
Pregnancy Scare (0:42)

Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 10520
Violent Mom (0:57)

Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 14274
Furby Girlfriend (2:09)

Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 18458
80s Fashion (1:06)

Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 18280
Asian Stereotypes (2:38)

Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 15350
Parental Sounds (2:14)

At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."

Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 16455

Dat Phan Jokes See all 7 Dat Phan Jokes »

I watch Japanese animation, right? My mom's like, 'Dat Phan, you cannot watch cartoon -- it's too violent!' This is the same woman that goes, like, 'Dat Phan, if you don't take out the trash now, I will kill you!'