Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 10100Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 7886Dat's mom thinks there are land mines in the supermarket.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 11412Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 20210Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 14274Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 18458Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 18280Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 15350At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."
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