Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 18009At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 16196Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 9781Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 14787Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 13984Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 7600Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 18129Dat Phan asks for burritos at Japanese restaurants.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 13398Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.
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