Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Dat's mom thinks there are land mines in the supermarket.
Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.
Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.
Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.
Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.
At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."