Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.
Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.
Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.
Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.
At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."