Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Dat's mom thinks there are land mines in the supermarket.
Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.
Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Dat was the only Asian in high school who failed math.
Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.
Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.
At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."