Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.
Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Dat's mom wants him to be with an Asian girl.
Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.
Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.
Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both.
At the dinner table, Dat's parents sound like an a capella "We Will Rock You."
Dat Phan asks for burritos at Japanese restaurants.