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Dave Attell was named one of the "25 Funniest People in America" by Entertainment Weekly Magazine. His caustic wit, rapid-fire delivery and his choice of material that can best be described as "very adult" has earned him the reputation as a "comic's comic." But if you ask Attell, he'd say, "I'm just trying to get some laughs and sell some drinks."
In 2001, Attell used this love of booze and laughter to create and host the hit series, "Insomniac with Dave Attell" for Comedy Central. A travelogue show in which Attell goes from city to city looking for late-night fun, The New York Times called the program "a doubly rare beast, a comedy without rancor and a travel show about the virtues of the American underdog." To Attell, the Insomniac show is more of a cross between "Girls Gone Wild" and "Cops."
After four seasons of "Insomniac," Attell taped several hour-long "Insomniac" specials overseas in Japan, Germany, England and Brazil. Once back in the States, he headed out on a thirty-five city theater tour ending in Vegas, where he hosted a two-hour special for Comedy Central featuring Sean Rouse, Greg Giraldo and Dane Cook, some of the biggest comics in the country.
Dave Attell has made numerous appearances on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "The Howard Stern Show," "Later with Carson Daly" and "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." He also appeared in Chris Rock's cult film "Pootie Tang." Other television credits include FOX's "Arrested Development," NBC's "Ed," Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn," and his own half-hour stand-up special, "Comedy Central Presents Dave Attell."
When not on the road, Attell makes regular appearances at the Comedy Cellar in New York City.
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Dave remembers the last time he smoked pot.
Women always want opposites in men.
A flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler.
Michael Bolton is too damn sensitive.
There was a beautiful woman at a bar, drinking Dave's favorite drink: a lot.
Dave Attell's take on 2005.
No one cares about the space shuttle anymore.
I make my own fun. Like today, I'm sitting on the couch, right?
My dog's licking himself, right? I'm touching myself, right? We catch each others...
You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild
man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I'm saying? Because on...
After bad things happen, you need a cigarette, right? Like,
let's say, I don't know, you kill a guy with a hammer -- you need a cigarette because...
Sometimes you need a cigarette, though, right? Like after sex
-- you want a cigarette after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young...
I know what women like. I know you're looking at me, thinking,
'How does he know?' I know. I know what they like: lots and lots of attention. You...
You know what happens when you get in a fight sometimes? You
wet your pants. That's not 'cause you're scared. That's just your balls telling your...
You know what I like to do on a night like this? Sit in my
apartment playing my favorite apartment game: find the smell.
Some people are against porno movies, and I say, 'Hey, Ohio,
Kentucky and Iran!' I say, 'Hey, whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a...
I'm even watching gay porno now. I'm running out of straight
porno. I just pretend it's two straight guys that got there really early.
You know what happened one time? Drunk, nothing to do, I end up
doing what? My penis in my fish tank, alright? Now, I did it just to show them...