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David imagines Humphrey Bogart as his dentist.
David Cross on Hurricane Katrina.
David plans on giving his body to necrophiliacs.
If dolphins were ugly and tasted good, we eat them by the truckload.
He's tolerant and rational.
Basic fundamentals.
One big AIDS ribbon
Robert DeNiro should play the movie version of Huckleberry Finn.
Charles Manson just isn't scary anymore.
Celebrities give turkeys to the homeless on Thanksgiving like it's the only time they're hungry.
All getting old means is that you're falling apart.