If dolphins were ugly and tasted good, we eat them by the truckload.
Views: 7,587
Posted: 05/26/1993
David Cross - If You Care
David Cross didn't know it was possible for an inanimate object to be Jewish.
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Posted: 03/31/10
Views: 10,906
Red Carpet - David Cross
One big AIDS ribbon
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Posted: 12/11/05
Views: 1,703
David Cross - Prayer
David Cross on Hurricane Katrina.
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Posted: 12/11/05
Views: 13,117
More David Cross
He's tolerant and rational.
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Posted: 12/11/05
Views: 6,269
After Party - David Cross
Basic fundamentals.
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Posted: 12/11/05
Views: 3,734
David Cross - Dead Body
David plans on giving his body to necrophiliacs.
Tags: David Cross (8), sex (1202), death (314)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 10,511
David Cross - Humphrey Bogart
David imagines Humphrey Bogart as his dentist.
Tags: David Cross (8), movies (293), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 8,449
The Amazing Johnathan - Surgery
The Amazing Johnathan is not afraid to do mole humor.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), animals (540), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,825
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (657), family (647)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,669
Maria Bamford - Botox
Maria Bamford's manager suggested she get Botox.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), food (719), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 11,962
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Hard Rock Cafe
The straw that broke it for Mary Lynn Rajskub was the day she had to wait on John Corbett.
Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), dating (786), food (719)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,861
Alex Reid - Appreciating Bowling
You can't put a price on Dick Weber's hand-sewn bowling shirts.
Tags: Alex Reid (2), food (719), money (606)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 444
David Cross - Humphrey Bogart
David imagines Humphrey Bogart as his dentist.
Tags: David Cross (8), movies (293), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 8,449
Leo Allen - Vegetarian Restaurant
If vegetables could talk, we'd freak the f**k out.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 6,440
Lizz Winstead - Chips Friend
Liz can't even get the chips right.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,049
Jake Johannsen - Cockroach Pizza
New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,033
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (719), animals (540)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,771
