If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Filed under: Demetri Martin (19), friends (296), sports (240)
Views: 82,044
Posted: 01/13/2007
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), work/office (367)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 100,560
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 94,262
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), alcohol (409)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 67,575
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (950), ethnic (743)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 63,464
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), work/office (367)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 53,047
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Premium Blend (749), sports (240)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 50,351
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (950), kids (653)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,650
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), music (384)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 47,202
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), music (384)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 17,367
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), music (384)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 17,024
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), work/office (367)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 11,695
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), imitations (803), health (550)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 17,352
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), work/office (367)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 53,037
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (950), kids (653)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 19,186
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Premium Blend (749), sports (240)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 50,356
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (950), kids (653)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,650
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), music (384)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 40,458
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
