Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Filed under: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (950), ethnic (743)
Views: 63,445
Posted: 01/13/2007
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), work/office (367)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 100,484
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 94,223
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), friends (295), sports (240)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 81,949
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), alcohol (409)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 67,506
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), work/office (367)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 53,004
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Premium Blend (749), sports (240)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 50,291
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (950), kids (652)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,650
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), music (383)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 47,125
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), family (588), food (558)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 27,074
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), food (558), health (550)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 21,746
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (950), kids (652)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 19,144
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), music (383)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,993
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), imitations (801), health (550)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 17,337
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), music (383)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 17,317
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), friends (295), sports (240)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 81,949
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), work/office (367)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 53,002
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), work/office (367)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 11,687
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
