Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Every door isn't heavy.
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.