Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Filed under: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)
Views: 40,881
Posted: 03/18/2004
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), work/office (360)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 95,013
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 89,096
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), friends (281), sports (238)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 64,093
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 63,061
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (919), ethnic (731)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 61,072
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (439), work/office (360)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 49,316
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,592
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Premium Blend (749), sports (238)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 46,001
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 42,506
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 42,515
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 36,067
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 38,625
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 89,074
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 63,057
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (439), music (381)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 14,810
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), friends (281), sports (238)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 63,930
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Premium Blend (749), sports (238)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 45,984
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 18,957
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,780
