Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Views: 123,796
Posted: 03/18/2004
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), food (710), health (644)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 43,927
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), imitations (847), health (644)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 36,258
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 27,160
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 35,629
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1143), kids (809)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 87,772
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), friends (391), sports (272)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 116,974
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 84,624
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,498
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 43,297
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1143), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 88,534
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (710)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 60,591
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), Comedy Central Presents (2173), music (475)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 63,891
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), Comedy Central Presents (2173), music (475)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 61,163
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 57,380
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), Comedy Central Presents (2173), work/office (430)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 114,884
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), Comedy Central Presents (2173), alcohol (511)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 83,509
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 27,160
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), music (475)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 35,629
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 84,623
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
