There's a reason there are no B batteries.
Filed under: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), music (383)
Views: 40,416
Posted: 03/18/2004
Demetri Martin - Jets?
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), work/office (367)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 100,431
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), food (558)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 94,176
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), friends (295), sports (240)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 81,893
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), alcohol (407)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 67,478
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (950), ethnic (743)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 63,430
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (441), work/office (367)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 52,974
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Premium Blend (749), sports (239)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 50,250
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (947), kids (650)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,650
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), music (383)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 47,088
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), music (383)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 45,218
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), music (383)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 47,088
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), food (558)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 41,954
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 94,190
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), friends (294), sports (239)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 81,878
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (443), music (383)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 17,288
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), men/women (947), kids (650)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 19,123
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), animals (441), music (383)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,973
Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver
Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1892), alcohol (409)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 67,490
Zach Galifianakis - Detailed Cheering
It's good to be very specific when cheering at concerts.
