If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Views: 37,302
Posted: 01/13/2007
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 89,975
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 92,622
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), music (485)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 36,193
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 45,501
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,807
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), work/office (459)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 27,928
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), work/office (459)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 86,115
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 48,938
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), friends (403), sports (274)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 118,682
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), friends (403), sports (274)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 118,682
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), music (485)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 36,193
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), work/office (459)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 27,928
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), work/office (459)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 86,114
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 89,975
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 45,501
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,807
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 48,937
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (540), music (485)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 44,903
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 92,622
