Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
Views: 46,586
Posted: 01/13/2007
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), music (475)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 43,308
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 27,173
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1143), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 88,551
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1143), kids (809)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,510
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), music (475)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 35,636
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 84,631
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), friends (391), sports (272)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 116,983
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1143), kids (809)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 87,813
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), imitations (847), health (644)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 36,266
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), food (710), health (644)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 43,936
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), music (475)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 35,635
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1143), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 88,549
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1143), kids (809)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 47,508
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), music (475)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 43,308
Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 27,171
Demetri Martin - Doors
Every door isn't heavy.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), animals (535), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 84,631
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), men/women (1143), kids (809)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 87,804
Demetri Martin - Handshake
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
Tags: Demetri Martin (22), friends (391), sports (272)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 116,981
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
