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Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin

  • Host of "Important Things with Demetri Martin" on Comedy Central
  • Was a staff writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"
  • "Trendspotting with Demetri Martin" was a featured segment "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"
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Material Enhancers (3:15)

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

Posted: 03/18/2004 Views: 125459
Stuff on Guitar (3:43)

Cakes are the only food we write on.

Posted: 01/13/2007 Views: 48938
Tiny Garbage Can (1:17)

If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.

Posted: 01/13/2007 Views: 37302
Where Jokes Go (5:54)

Demetri's jokes go into outer space.

Posted: 01/13/2007 Views: 47807
Stuff on Piano (3:33)

If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.

Posted: 01/13/2007 Views: 45501
Mytho-Zoology (2:59)

Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.

Posted: 01/13/2007 Views: 27928
Doors (2:18)

Every door isn't heavy.

Posted: 01/13/2007 Views: 86115
Art (2:19)

You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.

Posted: 01/13/2007 Views: 44903
Handshake (1:53)

If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.

Posted: 01/13/2007 Views: 118682
Fifth Person (4:06)

Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.

Posted: 12/31/2000 Views: 62161
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Demetri Martin: Christmas Wrapping
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, 'Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.' The paper I used said,...
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