We are the we we've been waiting for? God damn!
I was found in a barbershop in the 'hood.
You need to work harder than everyone else to succeed.
A homeless guy ran up an $800 bar tab in my hotel room!
When gas goes up again, we'll all shed a few tears.
This campaign is just like American Idol.
Immigrants aren't crossing the border -- we moved it.
All Caribbean islands look the same to D. L. Hughley.
DL wonders what's the big deal about Barry Bonds and lays the n-word to rest.
DL gives the definite answer about whether we're ready for a black president.