I was found in a barbershop in the 'hood.
You need to work harder than everyone else to succeed.
We are the we we've been waiting for? God damn!
When gas goes up again, we'll all shed a few tears.
This campaign is just like American Idol.
All Caribbean islands look the same to D. L. Hughley.
Immigrants aren't crossing the border -- we moved it.
DL gives the definite answer about whether we're ready for a black president.
DL wonders what's the big deal about Barry Bonds and lays the n-word to rest.