No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Dom Irrera once got mistaken for Don Ameche.
No one ever bitches about parsley.
Dom's mother instilled a lot of sickness in Dom's head when he was a kid.
Dom wishes he could drink like the Irish.
