Dom's mother instilled a lot of sickness in Dom's head when he was a kid.
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Dom wishes he could drink like the Irish.
Dom Irrera once got mistaken for Don Ameche.
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
No one ever bitches about parsley.