Doug Mellard - Superman

It's hard to kill when you have ADD.

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Dude, why are you dressed so gay?

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Doug gets his mojo going.

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Doug is a tiny, tiny man.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,388

Highlights magazine is the best magazine ever.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,889

Doug hates Valentine's Day.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,547

Rory explains that they can't all be abortion jokes.

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Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 1,116

When Mike Lawrence was 12 he walked in on his bald stepfather masturbating.

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Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 5,583

Chris Gethard shares a lot of nerd qualities with his Big Lake character.

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Posted: 07/24/10
Views: 344

Anyone using a pay phone is a shady character.

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Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 5,284