Doug Mellard - Valentine's Day

Highlights magazine is the best magazine ever.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,922

Doug is a tiny, tiny man.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,415

Dude, why are you dressed so gay?

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A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.

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Posted: 05/17/07
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It's called "settling down" for a reason.

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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 14,564

The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.

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Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 5,056

PlayStation is like dope.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 7,647

Getting dumped while you're stoned isn't that bad, unless you have a Fruit Roll-Up situation.

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Posted: 10/23/09
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Jeff Mac has forgotten how to read women.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 7,098

Mike Yard breaks down the different arguing strategies for men and women.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 7,060