Doug Stanhope does not want to be 90, combing his last three hairs and looking to get lucky.
At these prices, a transvestite prostitute could certainly pass for a girl.
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.
Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
Doug Stanhope concludes his transvestite prostitute escapade.
It's not a good idea if you want to retain any sense of self-worth.