Doug Stanhope concludes his transvestite prostitute escapade.
Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.
Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
Doug Stanhope does not want to be 90, combing his last three hairs and looking to get lucky.
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
At these prices, a transvestite prostitute could certainly pass for a girl.
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.