Thirty Hawaiian tuba players should be near the top of the "Sh*t We Don't Need" column.
When women are in a group they develop a Navy Seal, no-man-left-behind kind of energy.
Dov Davidoff doesn't like the look of hybrid cars.
MTV's "Pimp My Ride" offers the wrong priority structure for the children of America.
Dov Davidoff wonders how many companies go bankrupt as a result of inefficient decisions.
You must experience a deep level of misery as a kid to cut someone's bike seat.
Dov Davidoff outed his cousin during an argument over a turkey leg.
Why is everybody most closely associated with God always doing something wild?
Nice people make things -- like a stripper who'll knit you a mitten.