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Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.
Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Drew is willing to cooperate with Michael Jackson.
Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
Men, always use your own condoms.
Sex is like a race.
Before you leave the house, always remember to take a doo-doo.
My parents have been together for over 40 years, y'all. Ain't
that something? That's a long time. Yeah, they're getting married next month, so...
We didn't have brakes. If you wanted to slow down, you skated
on grass, that's how you slowed down. If you wanted to stop, you'd head toward a tree.
Mike is the only man I know in more trouble now that he's white
than he was when he was black.
Every man in here knows the average vagina only stays ready for
30 minutes. After a while, you're not making love, you're making a campfire.
Trying to find one woman that I can spend the rest of this
weekend with.
Sex with me is like a race: we both start at the same time;
whoever gets to the promised land first is the winner.
One good piece of advice my parents gave me when I was growing
up is 'Always doo-doo before you leave the house' -- which is some of the reason why...
This is how you know you're really getting old. If go to a
nightclub and you start complaining about everything in the club: 'G**damn, the music is...
We're chasing the Taliban, but why can't we catch them? They
can't be running that fast -- they've got on slippers.