Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Filed under: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Views: 329
Posted: 03/31/2005
Drew Fraser - Government Drugs
Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 2,549
Drew Fraser - Underwear
Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 1,327
Drew Fraser - Sleepover at Mike's
Drew is willing to cooperate with Michael Jackson.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 948
Drew Fraser - Wrong Women
Men, always use your own condoms.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 903
Drew Fraser - Getting Older
Sex is like a race.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 457
Drew Fraser - Doo-Doo
Before you leave the house, always remember to take a doo-doo.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 449
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,889
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 2,532
Drew Fraser - Sleepover at Mike's
Drew is willing to cooperate with Michael Jackson.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 948
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,681
Wanda Sykes - Games
Kids today are too cautious with their game playing.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), Premium Blend (749), kids (642)
Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 610
Jackie Kashian - Selling Crap
Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,244
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,019
Mark Curry - Growing Up Poor
When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.
Tags: Mark Curry (9), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 3,497
Eugene Mirman - Bears in Detroit
Bears are gentrifying Detroit.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,230
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,605
