Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
Views: 5,501
Posted: 01/02/2003
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1202), mental health (204)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 11,735
Drew Hastings - Young Girlfriend
Having a young girlfriend sucks.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 20,114
Drew Hastings - Farming
Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), the Midwest (13),
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 130,439
Drew Hastings - Aging
It's hard to be cool, the older you get.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), aging (330), smoking (82)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 49,193
Drew Hastings - Savings Cards
Drew loves savings.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 3,948
Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials
Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 5,082
Drew Hastings - Act of God
When did insurance agents get so religious?
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), Premium Blend (748), religion (404)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 3,178
Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials
Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 5,082
Chris Hardwick - Massage
Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 3,306
Chris Fairbanks - Late Night Infomercials
Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.
Tags: Chris Fairbanks (2), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 1,759
Mario DiGiorgio - Soup Commercials
Men are the dunces of the universe.
Tags: kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 1,175
Ty Barnett - Herpes Commercial
Commercials make it seem like life begins with herpes.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 6,125
Drew Hastings - Savings Cards
Drew loves savings.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 3,948
Jay Mohr - Ask Your Doctor
Maybe you're better off not asking your doctor about that prescription drug you heard about.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,611
A.J. Jamal - Tarzan
Tarzan would be very different if he was black.
Tags: ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 966
Penelope Lombard - Commercials
If you're trying to jam an entire pizza into a toaster, you need help.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 769
Tony Sculfield - Junkie Roaches
Tony's roaches are junkies for Raid.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 432
