Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
Filed under: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Views: 2,991
Posted: 01/02/2003
Drew Hastings - Farming
Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), the Midwest (13),
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 124,330
Drew Hastings - Aging
It's hard to be cool, the older you get.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), aging (274), smoking (77)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 46,082
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (983), mental health (174)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 6,358
Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials
Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,631
Drew Hastings - Savings Cards
Drew loves savings.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,128
Drew Hastings - Act of God
When did insurance agents get so religious?
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), Premium Blend (749), religion (341)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,940
Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials
Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (919), imitations (787)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,629
Chris Hardwick - Massage
Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 888
Chris Fairbanks - Late Night Infomercials
Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.
Tags: Chris Fairbanks (2), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 563
Jeremy Schachter - Living Under Your Toenail
Someone had to audition to be the "living under your toenail" guy.
Tags: Jeremy Schachter (2), imitations (789), health (540)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,132
Ty Barnett - Herpes Commercial
Commercials make it seem like life begins with herpes.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,328
Mario DiGiorgio - Soup Commercials
Men are the dunces of the universe.
Tags: Premium Blend (749), kids (642)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 640
Jay Mohr - Ask Your Doctor
Maybe you're better off not asking your doctor about that prescription drug you heard about.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (540), drugs (377)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 3,404
A.J. Jamal - Tarzan
Tarzan would be very different if he was black.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 737
Penelope Lombard - Commercials
If you're trying to jam an entire pizza into a toaster, you need help.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 380
Tony Sculfield - Junkie Roaches
Tony's roaches are junkies for Raid.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), animals (439), TV (384)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 191
