My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
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Posted: 01/03/2003
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Drew Hastings - Young Girlfriend
Having a young girlfriend sucks.
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Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.
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It's hard to be cool, the older you get.
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Drew Hastings - Savings Cards
Drew loves savings.
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Drew Hastings - Advertising
Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
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When did insurance agents get so religious?
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Having a young girlfriend sucks.
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When is the right time to use Cialis?
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If you're going bald, stop swallowing.
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Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
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You can find anything in the hood.
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Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.
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