They say obesity is a virus, but you're not going to have warn your exes that you've become fat.
Views: 6,745
Posted: 10/23/2009
Dustin Ybarra - Fighting
You better hope that Dustin never gets drafted into the Army. That won't end well for anyone.
Tags: Dustin Ybarra (2), Live at Gotham (340), storyteller (308)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 6,595
Dustin Ybarra - Fighting
You better hope that Dustin never gets drafted into the Army. That won't end well for anyone.
Tags: Dustin Ybarra (2), Live at Gotham (340), storyteller (308)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 6,595
Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
Tags: sex (1193), health (644)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,827
Gina Yashere - American Fat
The great thing about Americans is that when they get fat, they get really frickin' fat.
Tags: Gina Yashere (2), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 5,447
Gerard Guillory - PlayStation
PlayStation is like dope.
Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 7,612
Cory Fernandez - Spanish Class
You know it's bad when you're Spanish, sitting in Spanish Class, and cheating off the Chinese kid.
Tags: Cory Fernandez (2), sex (1193), ethnic (867)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,867
Marianne Sierk - No Questions Asked
Marianne Sierk will eat popcorn that has fallen between her legs on a date.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), dating (779), food (710)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,831
Tommy Johnagin - Pregnancy
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (16), sex (1191), kids (809)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 4,203
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,343
Chris Porter - Being Single
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1191), dating (779)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 16,329
Nick Cobb - Rejection
Getting dumped while you're stoned isn't that bad, unless you have a Fruit Roll-Up situation.
