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They say obesity is a virus, but you're not going to have warn your exes that you've become fat.
You better hope that Dustin never gets drafted into the Army. That won't end well for anyone.
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
PlayStation is like dope.
The great thing about Americans is that when they get fat, they get really frickin' fat.
You know it's bad when you're Spanish, sitting in Spanish Class, and cheating off the Chinese kid.
Marianne Sierk will eat popcorn that has fallen between her legs on a date.
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Getting dumped while you're stoned isn't that bad, unless you have a Fruit Roll-Up situation.
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.