When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Views: 17,768
Posted: 11/17/2004
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 14,908
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (485), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,785
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 14,695
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 12,377
Dwayne Kennedy - Technology
The weapons of yesteryear were dumb weapons.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,702
Dwayne Kennedy - The bin Ladens
Right now's probably not a good time to be a bin Laden.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,443
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 7,715
Dwayne Kennedy - Indians
Indians fought the white man to the death.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,860
Dwayne Kennedy - Racism
9/11 really shot Dwayne's "the white man is the devil" theory.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,724
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 14,695
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 14,908
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), dating (786), family (647)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,640
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147), Nick DiPaolo (64)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 5,554
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 13,959
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (719), growing up (512)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 16,168
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (657), storyteller (326)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 4,675
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (1202), alcohol (516)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,465
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (847), stereotypes (440)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 9,302
Tracy Smith - Not So Picky Anymore
In your 30s, you don't have as many choices of men to date.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 16,050
