When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Filed under: Dwayne Kennedy (14), alcohol (396), religion (341)
Views: 6,271
Posted: 11/17/2004
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 5,414
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 5,252
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 4,291
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,267
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (381), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,724
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,446
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,248
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 5,413
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 5,254
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), dating (637), family (582)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,155
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), Nick DiPaolo (60)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,958
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 7,289
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (983), alcohol (396)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,237
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (550), growing up (423)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 5,739
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (540), storyteller (264)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,915
Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting
While hunters were out being men, Bobcat Goldthwait would spend his day with the ladies.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), imitations (789), growing up (423)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 6,024
Gregg Rogell - New York City Triathlon
Contestants have to run for their lives, steal a car in Newark and then register it at the DMV.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), drugs (377), New York City (303)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,592
