It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Filed under: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Views: 5,254
Posted: 10/27/2004
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), alcohol (396), religion (341)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 6,269
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 5,414
Dwayne Kennedy - Nation of Islam
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 4,291
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,267
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (381), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,724
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,446
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,248
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), alcohol (396), religion (341)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 6,268
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,009
Tracy Smith - Not So Picky Anymore
In your 30s, you don't have as many choices of men to date.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 5,035
Pete Correale - Dangerous Dating
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (919), ethnic (731)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 7,426
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), dating (637), family (582)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,155
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), Nick DiPaolo (60)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,958
Bob Marley - Dealing With Parents
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), imitations (789), parents (467)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 5,517
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 7,289
Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting
While hunters were out being men, Bobcat Goldthwait would spend his day with the ladies.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), imitations (789), growing up (423)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 6,023
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (789), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,426
