When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Right now's probably not a good time to be a bin Laden.
Terrorism is relative.
Osama bin Laden's full of sh*t.
Indians fought the white man to the death.
The Bible is a hard read.
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.