When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
The Bible is a hard read.
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
The weapons of yesteryear were dumb weapons.
Right now's probably not a good time to be a bin Laden.
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
9/11 really shot Dwayne's "the white man is the devil" theory.