To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
Views: 12,296
Posted: 06/05/2003
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), alcohol (511), religion (400)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 17,562
Dwayne Kennedy - Hiding Out
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 14,840
Dwayne Kennedy - Spirituals
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), music (475), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,579
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 3,633
Dwayne Kennedy - Technology
The weapons of yesteryear were dumb weapons.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,634
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), alcohol (511)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 14,603
Dwayne Kennedy - Indians
Indians fought the white man to the death.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 2,789
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 7,633
Dwayne Kennedy - The bin Ladens
Right now's probably not a good time to be a bin Laden.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), family (641)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,392
Dwayne Kennedy - The Bible
The Bible is a hard read.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), alcohol (511)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 14,603
Dwayne Kennedy - Slave Comedy
Slaves had to entertain on top of being slaves.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 3,633
Cory Kahaney - Catering
Bitter, divorced, single mothers should not manage wedding catering.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 3,961
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 4,038
Dwayne Kennedy - Technology
The weapons of yesteryear were dumb weapons.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,634
Dwayne Kennedy - Mexicans
Mexicans have the strongest work ethic on earth.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 7,633
Bill Burr - Cubicles
Bill Burr knew he was too stupid to run a business.
Tags: Bill Burr (26), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 25,342
Dwayne Kennedy - Know What I'm Saying?
Kids these days can talk all day, and you won't understand a word of it.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), sex (1193), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 3,014
Dwayne Kennedy - The bin Ladens
Right now's probably not a good time to be a bin Laden.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), family (641)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,392
Christian Finnegan - Beautiful Women
Christian's girlfriend doesn't like when he comes on to audiences.
