When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
The weapons of yesteryear were dumb weapons.
Indians fought the white man to the death.
Right now's probably not a good time to be a bin Laden.
Terrorism is relative.
To join the Nation of Islam you have to give up pork and white women.
9/11 really shot Dwayne's "the white man is the devil" theory.