Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Views: 5,245
Posted: 02/14/2000
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 7,642
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 5,514
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 4,782
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 4,373
Dwayne Perkins - Jaywalking in L.A.
No matter how tough you are in L.A., you don't jaywalk.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,460
Dwayne Perkins - It's the Playoffs
We pay too much attention to sports.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,494
Dwayne Perkins - Working for the Man
Dwayne isn't as militant when using corporate jargon.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,796
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,324
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,941
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), growing up (498)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 4,780
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,324
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 5,514
John Heffron - The Tsk
Men can't say "tsk."
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 7,710
Regular Joes - She Thinks You're Ugly
Dave's girlfriend thinks he's ugly.
Tags: Regular Joes (1), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 770
Janine DiTullio - Devil Water
At the end of a shower, Janine feels like she just got out of a bad relationship.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 2,500
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 4,782
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 13,146
Aaron Karo - Getting Shot Down
Married people should not be allowed in bars.
Tags: Aaron Karo (6), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 11/20/10
Views: 2,369
Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Tags: Lisa Gopman (1), imitations (847), dating (779)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 4,111
Betty, Music of U.S. Bombs - You Don't Turn Me On
It's easier to sing this song when you're trying to break up with someone.
