Homeless people should walk south for the winter.
Filed under: Dwayne Perkins (15), Premium Blend (749), travel (249)
Views: 263
Posted: 02/14/2000
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), growing up (423)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,845
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 2,281
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,277
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,004
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,754
Dwayne Perkins - Ways to Get Women
You don't have to be a rock star to get women.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,633
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,566
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 1,070
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,032
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 881
Mike Lucas - Living With Someone
It's easier to work things out -- moving is so hard.
Tags: Mike Lucas (2), Premium Blend (749), dating (637)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 414
Danny Bevins - Homeless People
Danny Bevins is amazed at how people treat the homeless.
Tags: Danny Bevins (2), Premium Blend (749), terrorism (90)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 482
Tom Ryan - Britney Spears
Britney may be unlistenable, but she's not unwatchable.
Tags: Tom Ryan (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 291
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep with a broken Heineken bottle and a brick on their head.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), New York City (303)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,177
Ophira Eisenberg - Being Homeless
Who knows? Maybe someday you'll be homeless.
Tags: Ophira Eisenberg (1), Premium Blend (749), family (581)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 560
John Caparulo - Getting Bit by a Swan
At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Premium Blend (749), money (470)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 36,147
Patrick Borelli - Enormous Homeless Man
There's not much that can be done when a 6'5" homeless man starts peeing on a subway door.
Tags: Patrick Borelli (2), Premium Blend (749), New York City (303)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 683
Ben Bailey - No Spring
Springs in New York are perfect for a half a hole of golf.
Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 2,273
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 134
Judah Friedlander - Eating Napkins
Judah once saw a homeless man who was eating napkins.
Tags: Judah Friedlander (7), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 7,622
