No matter how tough you are in L.A., you don't jaywalk.
Filed under: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Views: 734
Posted: 04/08/2004
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), growing up (423)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,846
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 2,304
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,277
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,009
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,756
Dwayne Perkins - Ways to Get Women
You don't have to be a rock star to get women.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,633
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,566
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 1,070
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,032
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 881
Ty Barnett - Street Gang
Ty is from Chicago, but he pays child support in Seattle.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 2,913
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,032
Dwayne Perkins - Working for the Man
Dwayne isn't as militant when using corporate jargon.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 366
Luke Torres - Spanish Speakers
Black people sound cool when they try to speak Spanish.
Tags: Luke Torres (2), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/28/94
Views: 960
Rene Hicks - UPS
Rene's nephew is in the UPS gang.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 951
John Ridley - Serial Killers
You never see any black serial killers.
Tags: John Ridley (5), ethnic (731), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 831
Darrel Heath - Gangs in L.A.
There are even white gangs in L.A.
Tags: Darrel Heath (2), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 377
Barry Diamond - The Mashed Potato Gang
Hitting someone with mashed potatoes is more humiliating than shooting them.
Tags: Barry Diamond (2), ethnic (731), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 505
Dwayne Perkins - It's the Playoffs
We pay too much attention to sports.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 311
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,756
