You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Filed under: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Views: 6,207
Posted: 03/06/2003
Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans
Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 5,038
Earthquake - Going to Jail
It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), crime (256)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,764
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,152
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,872
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,794
Earthquake - Interracial Dating
It's a little too hot right now for interracial dating.
Tags: Earthquake (9), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 2,196
Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough
You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 2,190
Earthquake - Messenger Pigeons
The pigeon that just circles the house is call waiting.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,666
Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough
You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 2,189
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,872
RodMan - Church Offering
RodMan waited for change from his church offering.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,458
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,681
Daniel Tosh - What Would Jesus Do?
Daniel feels like a better person while wearing his WWJD bracelet.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 10,529
Russ Meneve - God
Russ Meneve is a bad person.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 254
Reggie McFadden - Gambling
You can always tell who is losing in Las Vegas.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 542
Adele Givens - Common Sense
Adele doesn't do the designer thing.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,126
Jimmy Dore - Catholic School
Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653
Carol Leifer - Hotel Minibar
Jews will sit around and stare at the price list, mesmerized.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 190
