White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Views: 11,415
Posted: 03/06/2003
Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans
Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 11,603
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 11,150
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 10,008
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 16,214
Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough
You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 7,145
Earthquake - Messenger Pigeons
The pigeon that just circles the house is call waiting.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 11,797
Earthquake - Going to Jail
It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), crime (303)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 11,320
Earthquake - Interracial Dating
It's a little too hot right now for interracial dating.
Tags: Earthquake (9), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 6,558
Kyle Kinane - Family Fun Day
People are real territorial about their kids.
Tags: Kyle Kinane (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 02/25/11
Views: 6,246
Sheng Wang - MILF Porn
It's weird to watch pornography and think to yourself, "Gosh, maybe it is time for me to start a family."
Tags: Sheng Wang (18), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 7,411
Keith Robinson - The Human Statue
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,956
Jay Larson - Imaginary Friend
It's scary to have kids.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 4,249
Bob Oschack - New Baby
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 2,152
Earthquake - Going to Jail
It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), crime (303)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 11,320
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 11,150
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 15,111
Dana Carvey - Today's Dad
These days one parent has to pitch an idea to the kid while the other parent acts excited.
Tags: Dana Carvey (5), imitations (847), kids (831)
Posted: 03/20/10
Views: 11,527
Jay Larson - Good Luck
Jay Larson's mother likes everything to mean something.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 3,481
