White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Filed under: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Views: 4,415
Posted: 03/06/2003
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), money (483)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 6,534
Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans
Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), ethnic (741)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 5,432
Earthquake - Going to Jail
It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), crime (258)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 5,099
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), ethnic (741)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,138
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1001)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,002
Earthquake - Interracial Dating
It's a little too hot right now for interracial dating.
Tags: Earthquake (9), men/women (946), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 2,427
Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough
You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1001)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 2,382
Earthquake - Messenger Pigeons
The pigeon that just circles the house is call waiting.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), animals (441)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,798
Keith Robinson - The Human Statue
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 736
Bob Oschack - New Baby
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,869
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,693
Earthquake - Going to Jail
It's not easy pepping up someone who is in jail for life.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), crime (258)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 5,099
Sean Cullen - Chimp and the Woman
Death to the chimp-loving whore.
Tags: Sean Cullen (6), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 04/28/02
Views: 3,310
Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter
Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 8,145
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1001)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,183
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), ethnic (741)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,138
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
