People who get liposuction aren't insulted by their doctors.
Airport security is ridiculous.
Where's the bra bomber?
All of John's flights get delayed.
Terrorists always travel with too many dudes.
Godfrey wants us to stop treating terrorists at the airport like Scooby Doo villains.
The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.
Here's where to find the real terrorists.
We need Wesley Snipes in the air, not on the ground.
After 9/11, fat people became the people to pick on at the airports.
