People who get liposuction aren't insulted by their doctors.
Filed under: Ed Byrne (2), health (540), stereotypes (389)
Views: 686
Posted: 10/27/2004
Ed Byrne - Inconvenient Travels
Why do they bother asking you if you have weapons at airport security?
Tags: Ed Byrne (2), observational (335), travel (249)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 766
Ed Byrne - Inconvenient Travels
Why do they bother asking you if you have weapons at airport security?
Tags: Ed Byrne (2), observational (335), travel (249)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 765
Tony V. - Body Image
It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.
Tags: Tony V. (1), food (550), observational (335)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 525
Bob Shaw - Middle Age
All getting old means is that you're falling apart.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 383
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (642), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 401
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (789), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,426
Dom Irrera - Human Manatee
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
Tags: Dom Irrera (7), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,105
Greg Fitzsimmons - Cloneko's
In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (27), sex (983), health (540)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 855
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,744
John Pinette - Chinese Food
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Tags: John Pinette (2), food (550), weight/obesity (234)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 7,063
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 134
