All our lives, heaven is pushed on us, but what if hell is the cooler place?
Filed under: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)
Views: 257
Posted: 06/12/2003
Eddie Brill - News Anchors
News anchors are so in love with themselves.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), TV (384), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,267
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 730
Eddie Brill - The Rules of English
Make "y" a vowel or make "g" a vowel -- just make a commitment to one rule.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 703
Eddie Brill - New Yorkers in Colorado
Ain't this place beautiful with trees and junk?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 612
Eddie Brill - Yellow Pages
One out of 10 people use the Texas Yellow Pages.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), money (471), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 600
Eddie Brill - Nicknames
You can't make up your own nickname.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 407
Dana Gould - Purgatory
Death is gonna suck.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (360), driving (270)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 667
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,974
Ty Barnett - The Last Buffet
They don't let nerds into heaven.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 7,283
Eddie Brill - Nicknames
You can't make up your own nickname.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 407
Reggie McFadden - Burn in Hell
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), money (471), work/office (360)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 2,662
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 730
Spinach
It used to be you could only die a few ways.
Tags: Katt Williams (18), Chicago (16)
Posted: 01/13/08
Views: 82,741
Eddie Brill - The Rules of English
Make "y" a vowel or make "g" a vowel -- just make a commitment to one rule.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 703
Daniel Tosh - What Would Jesus Do?
Daniel feels like a better person while wearing his WWJD bracelet.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 10,537
Stephen Lynch - Jesus' Brother
Jesus had a brother named Craig.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 29,878
