An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.
NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.
If you're not getting good grades in Nebraska, try moving to Louisiana.
If you get fired, especially from a bad job, you should go off.
Toilet papering never gets old.
Eddie is not the guy you bring back to your planet.
Eddie whips out some impressions.
Eddie blows his top.
Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.
Eddie can tell that he's dreaming if he has a job.