If you're not getting good grades in Nebraska, try moving to Louisiana.
Filed under: Eddie Gossling (11), parents (467), growing up (423)
Views: 863
Posted: 11/10/2004
Eddie Gossling - Math
NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (749), work/office (360)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,081
Eddie Gossling - Quitting
If you get fired, especially from a bad job, you should go off.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (749), work/office (360)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 818
Eddie Gossling - Catholic vs. Episcopalian
An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), marriage (447)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 787
Eddie Gossling - Toilet Papering
Toilet papering never gets old.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 723
Eddie Gossling - Alien Abduction
Eddie is not the guy you bring back to your planet.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 593
Eddie Gossling - Political Impressions
Eddie whips out some impressions.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 505
Eddie Gossling - Teapot
Eddie blows his top.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 328
Eddie Gossling - Racing
Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 292
Eddie Gossling - Corrections
Eddie can tell that he's dreaming if he has a job.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 285
Adam Ferrara - The Noisy Room Down the Hall
When Adam was moved to the remedial class, he was hoping he'd get a helmet too.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), imitations (789), kids (642)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,276
Sue Murphy - Senior Prom
Being tan is important.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), parents (467)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 465
Rudy Rush - Math Homework
All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), parents (467)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 3,625
Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers
Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), parents (467), school (183)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,327
Wali Collins - Bad Pets
Woolworth's was great because you got to buy a pet and lunch in the same place.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), food (550), parents (467)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 537
Bob Marley - Dealing With Parents
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), imitations (789), parents (467)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 5,515
Freddy Soto - Roaches
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,029
Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel
When Andrew Donnelly travels, he likes to stay in fancy places.
Tags: Andrew Donnelly (2), money (471), travel (249)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 889
Judy Gold - Family Therapy
Judy went to family therapy because her mother was going through menopause.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 945
Dane Cook - Don't Cheat
Dane Cook and his 40-foot key cheat on his girlfriend.
Tags: Dane Cook (37), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 19,944
