Aaron Karo will not set his friends up on dates unless they have Facebook.
Eliot Chang will not hang out with a hot girl if she's a despicable human being.
Eliot Chang loses control of his inner voice when he sees a really hot ass on the street.
Eliot Chang knows how to get people to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.
Michael Kosta commented on every one of his ex-girlfriend's 812 Facebook photos.
The Internet is not meant for mothers.
Julian McCullough gets a friend request on Facebook from a cat he does not know.
People on Facebook should stop poking Amy Schumer and inviting her to their weird vampire parties.
Mike Vecchione shares the one sentence that can get you out of any conversation.
Eliot Chang feels bad when his loud sex noises intrude on other people's lives.
