Facebook is the red carpet for pretty women who don't have careers or any real talent.
Eliot Chang and his West Indian girlfriend would cause a racist's hate circuits to overload.
Eliot Chang must murder for the sake of equality.
Eliot Chang feels bad when his loud sex noises intrude on other people's lives.
Eliot Chang will not hang out with a hot girl if she's a despicable human being.
Eliot Chang loses control of his inner voice when he sees a really hot ass on the street.
Eliot Chang does his best to not cheat on both his girlfriends.
Eliot Chang knows how to get people to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.
New Yorkers are the toughest people in the world.