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Ellen doesn't understand hunting, unless it's something you're proud of killing -- like a hunter.
Evolution took a left at the Los Angeles valley.
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
Animals are prescient when it comes to earthquakes.
Burying dead people is a waste.
Dating is rough.
Crack is bad; voting is good.
They say a year in the clink is equal to a hundred outside.