Gilbert Gottfried has a problem with the Last Supper.
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.
The Jews followed Moses for 40 years with no map.
Jesus is one groovy cat.
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Steve lost the Catholic faith but still keeps the saints.
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Sit down and shut up -- this priest is double-parked.
Jimmy Dore went to Catholic school for 12 years.